You and Your Penis!

Sexual Fantasies - from Brett Kahr, Sex and The Psyche

My next-door neighbour is a very handsome man, about thirty-five years old. I am fifty-two, but I look much younger. One day I am baking some cakes for my son's birthday party, and I find that I have run out of sugar. The party is due to start in an hour, and I ask my husband to dash to the shops to get some more.

He is too grumpy and lazy, and he just sits in his chair, watching the football, and tells me to get it myself. I decide that I will go to see Theo, my neighbour. Maybe he will have some. I knock on his door, and I tell him my dilemma. He invites me into the kitchen while, in typical bloke-like fashion, he looks through his kitchen cupboards, unsure where he has put the sugar, since he never does any baking himself. As he strains to open the top cupboards, I can see the well-defined muscles in his arms and in his back. He looks just gorgeous, and I start to get a little bit excited. When he turns round, he can see that my nipples are a bit bigger than they should be. He notices, but he doesn't say anything to me. He just gives a bit of a half-smile. Theo tells me that he might have some sugar in a downstairs cupboard, in the cellar, and asks if I would mind accompanying him there. I follow him down the steps, and this gives me yet another opportunity to watch him from behind, examining his bum as it wiggles, and giving me another good look at his very fit torso.

As we reach the bottom of the staircase, I decide to get bold, and I tell him that I hate my fat, lazy, sonofabitch husband, and that I need a real man to service me, to fuck me hard. Theo is a bit stunned by the boldness of my desire, but he is no fool, and even though I am almost twenty years older than he is, he knows a good offer when he sees one. Roughly, he slams me up against the wall in his basement, and immediately starts licking my prong-like titties, which have got even bigger in the last few minutes.

This makes me so incredibly wet. He then unzips himself, and out flops the biggest dick I have ever seen in my life. It looks like something you would see on a horse - it's long, and firm, and thick, and covered in bushy hair. He roughly sticks his hand under my skirt, and rips the panties with one quick movement. He is so strong that he tears the fabric, and then, with my pussy exposed, he fingers me to check whether I am wet enough to fuck. He decides that I am, so he grips his big fuck-prod with two hands, and rudely shoves it up inside my cunt. I am screaming. It really hurts, but in a good way. All it takes is a few strokes in and out, and Theo deposits a great big load up my fanny. As he comes, he bites down on my earlobe, and this makes me come as well - one of my very best orgasms ever, leaving me wet and shivery. I thank him, and we arrange to repeat the adventure. I return home, and my sonofabitch husband hasn't even noticed that I'd stepped out.